If you've ever dealt with elderly men and women, you'll appreciate this!!!
After finishing their meal, the elderly woman left her glasses on the
table, but she didn't miss them until they were back on the highway.
By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a
place to turn around.
The elderly man fussed and complained all the way back to the
restaurant. He called his wife every bad name he could think of.
When they finally arrived at the restaurant, as the woman got out of
the car to retrieve her glasses, the man yelled to her, "While you're
in there, you might as well get my hat, too."
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over
the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The
stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger
seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just
went through a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was
red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the
passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really
concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay
very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was
going on. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely
red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said,
"Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You
could have killed us!
Mildred turned to her and said "Oh, am I driving?"
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