Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
Sucks all the memory out of your computer then emails
everyone about what it did.
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
Saves your data but forgets where it is stored.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB then
slowly expands to 200 MB.
DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
Deletes all old files.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted.
Your whole computer goes down.
Everything in your computer goes Goofy .
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS
Only attacks minor files.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves but IT WILL BE
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then
discards it through Windows.
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