OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class
about the difference between right and wrong.
"All right children, let's take another example,
" she said. "If I were to get into a man's
pocket and take his billfold with all his money,
what would I be?"
Little Johnny raises his hand,
and with a confident smile, he blurts out,
"You'd be his wife!"
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before
she dismissed them to go to church,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A Sunday School teacher asked her class
why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.
A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing
the Ten Commandments with her
five and six year olds. After explaining
the commandment to
"honor thy father and thy mother,"
she asked "Is there a commandment that
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered,
"Thou shall not kill."
At Sunday School they were teaching
how God created everything,
including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially
intent when they told him how
Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him
lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded,
"I have a pain in my side.
I think I'm going to have a wife."
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