Two guys in a bar . .

One says "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!"

" Wooo, what the hell happened to him?"

"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived
outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the pavement
and the car flips up and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying
through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."

"What a horrible way to die!"

"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my
upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he
spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for
the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when
bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him
and breaking most of his bones."

"What a way to go, that's terrible!"

"No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the
wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself
up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes
falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister
poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through

"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"

"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the
downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen,
tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling
hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his
skin off him."

"Man, what a way to go!"

"No no, he survived that, he survived that ! He's lying on the ground,
covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself
up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the
whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he
got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."

"Now that is one awful way to go!"

"No no, he survived that, he ..."

"Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"

"I shot him!"

"You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"

"He was wrecking my house."

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