There's these three guys and they're
out having a relaxing day fishing.
Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid
who begs to be set free in return
for granting each of them a wish.
Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it,
and says: "Ok, if you can really grant wishes,
than double my I.Q." The mermaid says:
"Done." Suddenly, the guy starts reciting
Shakespeare flawlessly and analyzing
it with extreme insight.
The second guy is so amazed
he says to the mermaid:
"Triple my I.Q." The mermaid says: "Done."
The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical
solutions to problems that have been
stumping all the scientists of varying fields:
physics, chemistry, etc. The last guy is so
enthralled with the changes in his friends,
that he says to the mermaid:
"Quintiple my I.Q." The mermaid
looks at him and says: "You know,
I normally don't try to change people's
minds when they make a wish,
but I really wish you'd reconsider.
" The guy says: "Nope, I want you to increase my
I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it,
I won't set you free." "Please,"
says the mermaid "You don't know
what you're asking...it'll change your
entire view on the universe...
won't you ask for something else...
a million dollars, anything?"
But no matter what the mermaid said,
the guy insisted on having his I.Q.
increased by five times it's usual power.
So the mermaid sighed and said:
"Done." And he became a woman.
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