Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept
through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was
napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty
!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to
the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the
teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny Jabbed her
with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Teacher fainted.
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