The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies
' night club. One of the girls wanted
to impress the rest of us, so she pulled
out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came
over to us, my friend licked the $10
bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled
out a $20 bill. She called the guy back over,
licked the $20 bill, and stuck
it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
my third friend pulled out a $50 bill
and called the guy over. I was worried about
the way things were going, but she licked
the bill and just stuck it to one of his
butt cheeks again.
My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things
were going, the guy
gyrated over to
me! Now everyone's attention
was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try
and top the $50. My brain was
churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the
crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks,
and went home.
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